Category Archives: Humor

Comics, cartoons, and funny stuff

Lesbians, Tactical Squad, Real Estate?

This should be a joke, but it isn’t. It’s just your average paramilitary, lesbian, bondage, high-end real estate male fantasy. This is apparently the new way to sell homes in Australia.

If you’re more interested in real estate than girls in lingerie, you can see the actual home here.

(Thanks, Violet Blue!)

Nice Dress

Thanks to Emily Horne and Joey Comeau at A Softer World for my new favorite pick-up line.

 

Utility and Sparkle

There’s a certain butch in my life who  loves Hello Kitty. This chainsaw seems like a perfect balance of pink and power…

Chick Fight! Portman vs. Williams

Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams get down and dirty in this commercial for a fictional perfume, Greed by Francesco Vezzoli.

Directed by Roman Polanski, the mock commercial is part of a proposed gift from artist Francesco Vezzoli to the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA). You can read more about Vezzoli and his project on the museum’s website.

ALL the “Single Ladies”

I admit it. I have an irrational love of “Single Ladies” videos.

We’ve already determined that I’m not in favor of the superfluous use of the word “ladies” and Beyoncé is not my favorite artist – far from it. Continue reading

The Wrong Impression

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Thanks to cartoonist Joan Hilty for sharing this panel from Bitter Girl. You can read more about her work and follow her comic on JoanHilty.net.

Here’s a link that leads to an interview with Hilty that I posted back in 2009. She’s still as cool as she was then!

When Viagra Doesn’t Work

More great dyke cartoons from Vaïnui de Castelbajac, here.


Science Valentines for Your Sweet Nerd

It’s probably not to late to order a set of these from Etsy seller Stephoodle:
(I’m all about Ada Lovelace, the “other” Lovelace sister.)

Friends Don’t Let Friends…

Thanks to Emily Horne and Joey Comeau at A Softer World for these words of wisdom that will ring in the night!

Sex that Kitty

Tell me, when did Hello Kitty get all nasty? (You have to watch out for those wide-eyed girls that look so innocent!)

Just the Thing to Wear to the Airport

And on sale, too! “Land of the Free” t-shirt at Threadless.

I’m As Naked as Barbie Down There!

I’m not against personal grooming, however, training little girls to hate their pubic hair is just wrong.

(Thanks to The Gloss for this. I’ll go scrub my eyeballs now.)

Zombies vs. Supermodels

(Thanks to Dangerous Minds)

Pamper Your Pussy

Your know your pussy works hard for you. So, while you’re enumerating your 2011 New Year’s resolutions, you can consider writing “pamper my pussy” on your list.

According to the Los Angeles Times, you can now take your favorite playmate to the spa as more than a mere sidekick.

A vaginal steam treatment from Korea has made its way across the Pacific and is slowly filtering into American spas, according to the Times.

(Please, no jokes about steamed clams.)

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Season’s Greetings

May you get everything you wished for, and then some…

Femme Boxers? Knock Me Out!

This limited edition print by artist Koren Shadmi would look great over a certain butch’s bed…

Keep a Positive Attitude

I know everyone who has experienced a serious illness will relate to this cartoon. It’s apparent something serious has happened over at xkcd, either to creator Randall Munroe, or to someone in his life. Last week, he took time off to attend to a family illness, first running some old cartoons, and then featuring a series of guest cartoonists. I’m a huge fan of Monroe’s work and appreciates the way he shares it with the rest of the world. He has a special way of being smart, funny, and sweet while revealing elemental truths. My thoughts and best wishes go out to him and his family.

Happy Day if You’re Not a Turkey

Nov. 25, 1922

Even with the perspective of 88 years, the appeal of this creepy illustration is hard to fathom.

Nonetheless, enjoy the day.

Consonant Craving


Brilliance, courtesy of The Blake Wright.

Deck Your Halls With Dykes

Thanks to this collection of naughty and nice ornaments, you can make your Christmas tree look like the women’s area at the Folsom St. Fair.

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Start your holiday shopping here.