Tag Archives: funny

The JoanJett-asaurus?

dino-saur

Thanks to Emily Horne and Joey Comeau at A Softer World for this.

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Mrs. Robinson, This Is No Game

A friend, who I haven’t seen in years, used to tell a story about playing “doctor” with a neighbor girl when they were both little kids, maybe five years old.

It was a campfire story, meaning that after a little tequila, usually by a fire, we’d beg him to tell it because it always made us laugh.

The details of the story are his alone, but I remember that it involved he and the little girl fooling around naked in a VW bus parked in the family’s garage. When his mom slid open the door of the bus and discovered the kids, she asked, “Exactly what kind of game are you children playing?”

Legend has it the little girl replied: “Mrs. Robinson, this is no game.”

From xkcd: a webcomicGame Theory

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Guy Wakes Up With Vagina, Pitches Tampax

This has to be one of the wildest, most imaginative viral marketing campaigns ever.

Zack16 is an incredibly well-produced series of spots, backed up with a nifty and entertaining website conceived by Chicago-based ad agency Leo Burnett Worldwide about a 16-year-old boy who wakes up one morning with a vagina where his penis used to be.

The advertiser is Tampax.

I was blown away when I saw it. There was nothing like this when I was a crampy Girl Scout.

I’m still not certain why feminine hygiene products need viral marketing. The need for them is certainly not spread by a virus, electronic or protein-based. The need isn’t going away. But the campaign is still funny and clever. We get to watch sort of a “James at 16″ except with girly bits and a period. And, while I’m sure the light-hearted treatment of Zach’s suprise genital swap will offend some people, I feel like it’s handled in a way that’s sort of sweet and inoffensive. There was the potential here for cheap jokes that would piss off the trans and intersex communities and I somehow think this won’t.

Here are the first four episodes in one short “film”. This is the introduction from the website, in Zack’s words:

This is it. The first four episodes of my weird transformation together in one easy-to-watch package. Man, I hate that word. Package. Reminds me of what I no longer have. Anyway, I hope you like the film and hopefully there’s more to come. In the meantime, I’ll keep blogging and tweeting. Oh, and if you happen to see my missing guy parts anywhere, please drop me a line.

You can see the entire Zack16 website here.

For the (very) adult version, check out Buck Angel, the “Man with a Pussy”. I’ve got to wonder if someone over at LBW is a fan of Buck’s.

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Googly Eyes

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As always, thanks to xkcd: a webcomic.

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Fibonacci’s Time Has Come

This seems particularly funny to me today. Some kind soul Stumbled one of my stories, “By the Numbers,” and I ended up with tons of people visiting the blog this week. Judging by the comments, most of them were guys with geek creds. Then today, this on xkcd: a webcomic. Obviously, Fibonacci’s time has come.

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Tag, You’re It

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No one makes me laugh exactly like xkcd: a webcomic does.

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Booted

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As always, a big shout out to xkdc: a webcomic.

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Ellen and Katy Perry Sing “I Kissed A Girl”

This is part of Ellen’s Bathroom Concert Series. “I Kissed a Girl” might have been one of the most annoying songs ever written, but this is cute:

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New Lesbian Vacation Spot Planned

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Math Inequality

While I’m on the topic:

how_it_works

As always, thanks to xkcd: a webcomic

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A Handy Print and Clip Valentine

valentinenakedAs always, thanks to one of my true loves, xkcd: a web comic.

The Problematic Movie Night

movie_seating

Once again, thank to xkcd: a webcomic!

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Talking Turkey with Palin (OMG!)

I’m a huge fan of the blog “Mudflats,” which is spewing the truth out of Alaska.

You’ve got to see this post, and the embedded video, about Sarah Palin pardoning a turkey. It’s gross, priceless, and so funny that it has to be true. Even the Cohen Brothers couldn’t have written this:

Palin Pardons a Turkey in the Name of “Peace and Harmony.” Let the Slaughter Begin!

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