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Schooled in Squirting by Kink

Picture 1Kink.com, that is.
Some of the best things about San Francisco’s monster hard-core porn house (the home of many speciality online pay sites such as “Public Disgrace,” “Naked Kombat,” “Everything Butt,” and the now venerable “Fucking Machines,”* are the mini-documentaries about the workings of the organization that is housed in San Francisco’s old armory.

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Pixel Porn

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Thanks to xkcd: a webcomic!

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Erotic Lesbian Comix

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I stumbled across these hot comics this morning. This is a sci-fi lesbian sexual fantasy in which the lesbians actually look and behave like lesbians. Well-drawn and sexy… although I was reminded a little of my early-life field trips into the hairy heterocentric first edition of The Joy Of Sex . Of course, this was before I discovered The Joy of Lesbian Sex, in both life and literature.

WARNING: Explicit sexual material, not for viewing at work. Images of sex acts some might find distasteful… in which case you should move along to another blog!

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“Behind Kink” Makes Porn Look Happy

This not-to-be-missed compilation video highlights of the best of “Behind Kink,” the mini-documentaries about the inner workings of San Francisco’s porn empire, Kink.com. It’s funny and cheerful and makes Kink.com look like a great place to work… sort of like one of those hip web companies, except with lots of sex.

The video ranges from company owner Peter Acworth’s mom checking out models for a sculpture, to Peter and Tomcat testing a machine that rips clothespins off their nipples, to an (obviously mandatory) sexual harassment seminar for employees.

Click on the logo to launch the video.

WARNING: Although light-hearted it’s definitely not for watching at work, and has intense sexual content some people may find offensive. Actually, there’s probably something in here to offend or shock everybody… but cheerfully.

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Erotic Haiku Comes to Geek Porn Girl

I always say there’s no money shot in my fiction… that’s what makes it truly geeky.

Maybe the money shots are all embedded in my haiku, which is unabashedly erotic.

This collection of my own lesbian-themed haiku began as an online chapbook called LadyPetals. I recently decided to let the additional domain name go, and move the haiku here, to Geek Porn Girl. The blog had its fans, and I’m hoping they’ll find the haiku here.

Jane’s Guide, an erotic website and blog review site, once reviewed LadyPetals, saying of the collection:

“Snippets of erotica sometimes seem to do more for me than a whole story. I guess it’s like seeing a flash of leg, or a single button undone, instead of full nudity. At any rate, I loved this site, lesbian-themed erotic haiku. Newish, just started in September, but with a delicious collection of sexy snippets.”

In these tiny poems, I try to create a turn-on in 17 syllables. Purists will point out that I ignore some of the conventions of traditional haiku (although I love sticking to a 17 count; it’s like figuring out a crossword puzzle). But after all, ignoring conventions is part of eroticism.

If you’re a prude – poetry or otherwise – you’re on the wrong website. Otherwise, enjoy!

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Mormons Love Porn

mormonunderwear… or at least that’s the way it looks.

A new national study based on data from a top-ten online adult entertainment provider reveals (by zip codes linked to credit card charges) that Utah has the highest per-capita consumption of online porn in the nation.

But it’s not just Utah. States that are generally more conservative and religious are also among the best consumers of online porn. This follows that long established trend: What people protest most loudly, they’re doing in private.

Box Turtle Bulletin gives a great summary of the report, complete with charts and graphs. Read it here.

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Just Call Me Porn Gril

One of things I always look forward to is checking my blog’s dashboard, where I get to see the links that tell me how people found Geek Porn Girl.

A remarkable number of people find this site by searching for it specifically, indicating they’ve visited before or heard about it by word of mouth.

Some search terms are predictable “geek girl,” “geek porn,” “geeky lesbians” – that kind of thing.

But one that comes up all the time is “porn gril”. The implications of this are obvious to me: The searchers are either intoxicated or typing with one hand. One of these is easier to think about than the other.

A remarkable number of people find me by searching for stories about girls and feathers and girls in pillow-fights. I think they’re looking for nubile teens in cotton panties and undershirts bopping each other with pillows at a sexy pajama party, and I hope they’re not disappointed when they find my story The Pillow Fight, which isn’t exactly that.

Likewise, the searchers looking for the Vermithrax Pejorative, a female dragon from Dragonslayer, often find my little love story Following The Thread.

I also like it when a painfully specific geeky detail brings me a reader.

I’m sure the person who searched for “Mason Pearson hairbrush spanking porn” was heartened to find someone else out there with a similar idea. (See my story Under Brush.)

But some specific searches like “vibrator on girl’s knee producing orgasm,” leave me bewildered as to why they were linked to GPG. However, these are the finds that cause me the most glee.

“Sarah Palin undressed”? I can’t help with that one either, although people keep trying on a regular basis.

I think the election is far enough behind Palin now that she could consider publishing some spicy pictures. My search records testify that there’s a market demand.

I’m sure there’s a bunch of guys out there, typing with one hand, that would love to get the other one on a pay site full of naked pictures of Alaska’s also-ran governor.

And with that, she could become Sarah Palin, Porn Gril.

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Crash Pad’s Production Company Releases New Film, “Champion”

Warning: The links in this post contain very explicit sexual images and hot girls, and definitely aren’t appropriate for kids under 18 or uptight straight people.

Fans of The Crash Pad Series, a queer porn website produced by Pink and White Productions will be thrilled to find this new feature-length film in their Christmas stocking. Champion, a hard-core queer porn boxing story, features Madison Young and Jiz Lee, both familiar to Crash Pad viewers, along with fighter/porn star Syd Blakovich.

You can see the trailer here.

Here’s what Pink and White says about Champion:

Jessie Easton (Syd Blakovich) is a hotshot martial artist in the fight of her life… and for her life. While training for the fight that will make or break her career, she is also haunted by her relationship with her ex-girlfriend (Jiz Lee) and confronted with her attraction to Violet Vahn… her opponent. And her nemesis, Bobby Malone, is demanding that she throw the fight, or else. Jessie never loses, but this time, what does winning actually mean?

Blowfish Video is proud to release this groundbreaking movie, an entire new generation of erotic film from the three-time winner of the Feminist Porn Awards, Shine Louise Houston. And it’s now available for pre-order! Get this great new release at an amazingly low price. We expect it to ship about December 7th; until then, you can pre-order it at a substantial discount.

I’m starting my letter to Santa right after I take a cold shower.

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Uh, yeah…

This one is for every guy who voted for Proposition 8 and celebrated the passage by going home and watching some girl-on-girl porn:

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The Technology of Orgasm DVD: Coming Soon

Passion and Power: The Technology of Orgasm is a documentary film.

It is the story of one simple invention, the vibrator, and its relationship to one complex human behavior, the female orgasm.

The history of the vibrator and its medical use had virtually vanished until historian Rachel Maines, researching needlework patterns in early 20th century women’s magazines, ran across ads for electric vibrators. Her curiosity aroused, she traced the origins of this early electric appliance and made an astonishing discovery. Under the guise of a medical treatment, Victorian doctors had used vibrators to relieve women of the symptoms of “hysteria” by masturbating them to orgasm

In the early 20th century the dissatisfaction of women was labeled “hysteria.” Symptoms of hysteria were vague: being cranky, reading French novels while wearing tight corsets, etc. In short, it was an uncomfortable mix of horniness and the female equivalent of blue balls, that, combined with the social mores of the time undoubtedly make women difficult to live with.

Victorian doctors believed that women “needed” this “treatment”. Hell, I’m sure they wanted it, craved it, and were lining up for it. Matter of fact, I’m sure that’s one medical appointment no woman ever missed.

(In the 1920s, vibrators began appearing in “blue” films and the cover for these treatments was blown. Vibrators became an underground item relegated to sex shops.)

Female sexual satisfaction was, and continues to be, misunderstood. Almost 70 percent of women do not reach orgasm by penetration alone. (Yet, the social, legal and religious definition of “real” sex is just that: penetration of the vagina leading to male orgasm.)

Yikes! I think the biggest contribution lesbians can make to society is the continued education of the heterosexual public about female satisfaction. I’m not talking conversion here, just the offering of helpful hints.

Maybe this explains the straight guy’s fascination with girl-on-girl porn… they’re really just trying to learn how to get a girl off. After all, who knows better than another girl?

Check out Passion and Power: The Technology of Orgasm, being released on DVD by First Run Features December 9, 2008. You can email the producers (queries@thetechnologyoforgasm.com) for price information. They’re offering an early order discount.

Order a copy and organize a holiday movie night… sounds like a reason to have the girls over!

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via PASSION and POWER: The Technology of Orgasm

I Got My Kicks… Part III

Part III

(If you click here, you can read the series entries on one page.)

As I tooled on down the coast, I switched to the CD I’d made especially for my launch onto Route 66.

David Frizelle and Shelly West poured out of my speakers:

Oh the Santa Monica freeway

sometimes makes a country girl blue.

You’re the reason God made Oklahoma,

and I’m still missing you.

I know how you hate country music. I think that’s part of its appeal. Continue reading

I Got My Kicks… Part II

Part II

(If you click here, you can read the series entries on one page.)

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The next morning was a little surreal. I awoke in Santa Barbara to the sound of gulls and what the poet Mary Oliver would call the “pale pink morning light”. It took me a moment to remember where I was, how I had gotten there, and where I was headed. Continue reading

Chocolate Fondue

chocolatehearts.jpegI was at home, practicing yoga in my living room, when there was a knock at the door.

I was stretched out in Downward Dog, concentrating on raising my pelvis and sliding my shoulder blades down my back, so I didn’t immediately jump to answer it.

There was another knock. Continue reading

I Got My Kicks…

Part I

(if you click here, you can read the entire 5-part series on one page.)

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We’d always talked about taking a road trip, you and I. But it seemed that one thing after another conspired to get in the way.

I had commitments, you had business trips, there were holidays, family birthdays, walls to be painted, projects to be completed, and piles of work to be done.

So when our house of tarot cards came tumbling down despite the best of predictions, I decided to take fate into my own hands and hit Route 66, all by my lonesome. Continue reading

Figure Study IV

Part IV – Flesh Tones

If you click here, you can read the complete series on one page.

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Iris took me by surprise when she padded up behind me entirely nude. She stood so close I could have reached out to touch her, and I did, in fact, spill wine on her in my discomfiture. Continue reading

One Earring Down

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Kris grabbed Meg by the arm and pulled her into the doorway.

“The meeting finished early. Let’s blow off the rest of the afternoon and have a drink.” Continue reading

Just Play Me John Coltrane

We danced through the first CD and continued to hold each other while a second one started.

The sun had begun its late-afternoon descent and strong light was slanting through the front shutters. Pretty soon it would be time to start a fire. Continue reading

Figure Study III

(This is the third in a four-part series)

If you click here, you can read all three installments of this story on one page.

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The knock startled me and I turned suddenly, banging my knee into the edge of the wood-burning stove.

“Oh man.”

I curled over my knee for a moment before limping off to answer the door.

It was my landlord. Continue reading

The Pedicure

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“Your stories bore me,” Cas said.
“I mean, what’s your point?” Continue reading

Figure Study II

(This is the second in a four-part series)

If you click here, you can read all three installments of this story on one page.

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I kept thinking about painting her.

Because of this, I had a hard time staying focused. Continue reading