“Hey, are you going to sleep already?”
“I’m sorry Liz, I’m just so tired.”
“But you were flirty at dinner. You kept running your foot up and down my leg.”
“I was bored by the open-source chat.”
“So now I’m just a diversion? Your plaything?”
“You will be in the morning. I promise,” Bridgette murmured.
Liz snuggled in and whispered in her ear.
“Cookie?” Bridgette said, sleepily. “Why would I want a cookie? We had an enormous dinner and dessert. I just brushed my teeth and everything.”
“Honey, I said ‘quickie’.”
But the word hung in the air. Bridgette was already asleep.
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“Karen,” the taller woman said, extending her hand.
“Tish,” the other replied, shaking it.
“Did you get a drink?”
Tish gestured to her mug. “I did.”
“Well then, let’s get on with this.”
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“Kick off those heels and come to bed.”
Nik patted the mattress.
Suki slid onto the bed next to her and looked up at the ceiling.
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“I’m in bed,” Cassie purred. “Lying on my back.”
“Lovely. So what are you wearing?” the voice in her ear asked.
“Mmm, a white ribbed tank top. The thin, classic kind.”
“A wife beater?”
“Oh. My. Gawd. I can’t believe you said that. That’s so politically incorrect. I hate it when women call them ‘wife beaters’. It’s just wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.”
Her voice rose to a breathy moan on the last “wrong”.
Then there was nothing on the line but the ambient hiss of distant contact.
“You there?”
“I am. Are you done?
“Yeah . . . I think I’ll go now.”
“Okay.”
Cassie hung up the phone.
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I knew it wasn’t a good idea when I made the appointment, but I was curious, and Kirstin always said that Margot was the best.
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As always, Elise came through the door like a gunslinger.
She never has to say she’s home; I can hear her.
When I reached out to hug her, she kissed me long and slow, then slid her lips down my neck to bury her face between my breasts.
“Greeting the girls?” I asked, my voice catching.
“Hell, these are ladies,” she said.
“I think it’s funny that you anthropomorphize them,” I said. “Maybe they should have their own names.”
“Sweet old-fashioned names,” she murmured into my cleavage.
“We can call this one Chastity,” I offered helpfully.
“Perfect. Then we’ll call this one Irony.”
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“Oh my heck, that was just what I needed,” Caroline said, polishing off the last drops of her margarita.
“Suddenly 40 is looking far more promising.”
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Shari pulled off her fuzzy hat and shook out her hair, then unbuttoned her pink cashmere sweater.
“Take off your coat,” she said.
Nance shrugged and pulled off her wool uniform jacket, tossing it over the end of the bed.
“Now your boots.”
Nance complied, but something in the tone of Shari’s voice made her glance up.
Shari waited. Her arms, crossed in front of her, pushed her breasts together seductively. Her eyes flashed green.
“Leave the belt for me,” she said.
“It’s a leap year, which means I get to run the show. You ought to know that by now.”
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I was walking through Jack London Square, thinking about going home, when I saw Brea sitting on a bench, her knit cap pulled down over her ears.
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